BORED out of my friggin mind...

hahaha...

If Life throws you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

from dilbert
dogbert-"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
Dilbert-"I'm allergic to citrus"
"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die"

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt it into other peoples eyes

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons.

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.